I somehow managed to take a wrong turning off the motorway yesterday and ended up on a dirt road.
What can I say? The car’s GPS told me to take the next exit and I panicked. In fact it didn’t add a lot of time to my journey and it was a relatively fun and scenic drive in the new Tesla.
When I got to my destination, though, I was dismayed to see mud spatters all the way up the side of the car. Ah well, I thought: it’s supposed to be an SUV after all so maybe it’s adding a bit of street cred?
Nek Minnit, as they say (or maybe they don’t anymore), I was looking through my emails and found this ad:
Now, I’m not paranoid (Why? Did you think I was? Who told you that??) but it’s quite the coincidence, no?