Horrified to discover that I would qualify for a senior discount at the restaurant my friends went to somewhere in the US last week.
Mind you, according to a University of North Carolina paper a few weeks ago, the average American life expectancy at birth now is 76 years, the lowest level since 1996. And that’s not even factoring in World War 3 that Trump is threatening to unleash later this afternoon. So, perhaps it makes sense to make the most of your limited time, and order the baked ziti parmigiana while you can?