Have just discovered that some of my daughters\u2019 friends (aargh…apostrophes) read my blog. Wondering if this means I ought to tone down my posts to take into account an audience who may still retain some vestige of respect for mothers\/doctors\/the older generation?<\/p>\n
Yeah, Nah<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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