{"id":6476,"date":"2021-05-14T23:32:29","date_gmt":"2021-05-14T23:32:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/?p=6476"},"modified":"2021-05-14T23:32:29","modified_gmt":"2021-05-14T23:32:29","slug":"disappointing-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2021\/05\/14\/disappointing-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Disappointing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m sorry, Mr Feijoa Tree, but is my nutrition a joke to you?<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6477\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2021\/05\/14\/disappointing-2\/76e1fdbe-4935-48d3-98f9-6f106e87ae10\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/76E1FDBE-4935-48D3-98F9-6F106E87AE10-e1621035131316.jpeg?fit=640%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"640,480\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"76E1FDBE-4935-48D3-98F9-6F106E87AE10\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/76E1FDBE-4935-48D3-98F9-6F106E87AE10-e1621035131316.jpeg?fit=525%2C394&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6477\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/76E1FDBE-4935-48D3-98F9-6F106E87AE10-e1621035131316-300x225.jpeg?resize=300%2C225&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/76E1FDBE-4935-48D3-98F9-6F106E87AE10-e1621035131316.jpeg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/76E1FDBE-4935-48D3-98F9-6F106E87AE10-e1621035131316.jpeg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m sorry, Mr Feijoa Tree, but is my nutrition a joke to you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa8Ukf-1Gs","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2289,"url":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2019\/05\/02\/fruitful\/","url_meta":{"origin":6476,"position":0},"title":"Fruitful","author":"Interloper11","date":"May 2, 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"I can\u2019t believe there was ever a time when I actually thought I liked feijoas. 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