{"id":6466,"date":"2021-05-09T22:39:10","date_gmt":"2021-05-09T22:39:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/?p=6466"},"modified":"2021-05-09T22:39:10","modified_gmt":"2021-05-09T22:39:10","slug":"jean-genie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2021\/05\/09\/jean-genie\/","title":{"rendered":"Jean genie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the midst of all the usual news stories about how the world is going down the toilet in many and various ways, I found an article in the Guardian last week on the demise of the skinny jean, and what\u2019s likely to come next.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>it was a pleasant distraction.<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/fashion\/2021\/apr\/30\/rip-skinnies-whats-next-for-jeans?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other<\/p>\n<p>One potential replacement is the return of the low rise. I\u2019m not particularly enthused by that, not because I fear the muffin top, but because of their tendency to keep drifting southwards, so that I found myself having to hook my fingers through the belt loops and hoicking them up every few minutes. Wearying.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, I\u2019m too old to deal with another flares rerun. I may have to stick with fat pants.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the midst of all the usual news stories about how the world is going down the toilet in many and various ways, I found an article in the Guardian last week on the demise of the skinny jean, and what\u2019s likely to come next.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa8Ukf-1Gi","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3534,"url":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2019\/10\/27\/ugh\/","url_meta":{"origin":6466,"position":0},"title":"Ugh","author":"Interloper11","date":"October 27, 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"Feeling a bit sick after accidentally eating pig ear salad at the lounge in Shanghai Pudong airport. 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