One of the unexpected side effects of having a number of plastic surgeons as friends<\/p>\n
is that you might find yourself forced into taking sides in a spirited debate about ideal nipple size (\u2018One size fits all\u2019 42 mm or \u2018horses for courses\u2019 40 – 50 mm?) It certainly makes dinner parties more interesting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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