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<\/p>\nMaybe I felt a little concerned last night when my yoga instructor told me she\u2019d like to put her knee between my shoulder blades, but I don\u2019t think this is the threat that has American conservative Christians worried:<\/p>\n
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According to this article in the Guardian, Christian groups in the bonkers backward state of Alabama are anxious that the 28 year old ban on doing yoga at school might be getting overturned. Honestly, the youth today! Why can\u2019t they stick with committing incest and shooting people?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Maybe I felt a little concerned last night when my yoga instructor told me she\u2019d like to put her knee between my shoulder blades, but I don\u2019t think this is the threat that has American conservative Christians worried:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa8Ukf-1Fg","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6452,"url":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2021\/05\/05\/yoga-update-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":6402,"position":0},"title":"Yoga update","author":"Interloper11","date":"May 5, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"A better class this week hooray! 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