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Was there something I\u2019d been going to say? It nagged at the back of my mind until she left, and then I remembered what it was. I\u2019d been going to explain that I was on my way to a yoga class which was why I was wearing tie dyed tights and no bra. Goddammit! And she was going straight to another college function, I can just imagine her mentioning the extraordinary old hippie lady she met that morning.<br \/>\nThis is why my natural instinct is to stay quietly in the background. 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