{"id":636,"date":"2018-10-10T19:48:16","date_gmt":"2018-10-10T19:48:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/?p=636"},"modified":"2018-12-06T06:45:39","modified_gmt":"2018-12-06T06:45:39","slug":"les-miserables","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2018\/10\/10\/les-miserables\/","title":{"rendered":"Les miserables"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My brioche this morning tasted like sadness. I should have known then.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>44kms hilly, cold and windy rain. Nearly died of hypothermia.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"637\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2018\/10\/10\/les-miserables\/9d779656-2614-4dbe-9e53-bae1efd36d1e\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/9D779656-2614-4DBE-9E53-BAE1EFD36D1E.jpeg?fit=1600%2C1200&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1600,1200\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"9D779656-2614-4DBE-9E53-BAE1EFD36D1E\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/9D779656-2614-4DBE-9E53-BAE1EFD36D1E.jpeg?fit=525%2C394&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-637\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/9D779656-2614-4DBE-9E53-BAE1EFD36D1E.jpeg?resize=300%2C225&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/9D779656-2614-4DBE-9E53-BAE1EFD36D1E.jpeg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/9D779656-2614-4DBE-9E53-BAE1EFD36D1E.jpeg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/9D779656-2614-4DBE-9E53-BAE1EFD36D1E.jpeg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/9D779656-2614-4DBE-9E53-BAE1EFD36D1E.jpeg?w=1600&amp;ssl=1 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Last part of our journey was ignominiously on the train. Now trying to dry my shoes in our hotel room with the hair dryer.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"638\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2018\/10\/10\/les-miserables\/bbdba3f8-1526-4c03-a8ed-3b9876004da1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/BBDBA3F8-1526-4C03-A8ED-3B9876004DA1.jpeg?fit=1200%2C1600&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1200,1600\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"BBDBA3F8-1526-4C03-A8ED-3B9876004DA1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/BBDBA3F8-1526-4C03-A8ED-3B9876004DA1.jpeg?fit=525%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-638\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/BBDBA3F8-1526-4C03-A8ED-3B9876004DA1.jpeg?resize=225%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/BBDBA3F8-1526-4C03-A8ED-3B9876004DA1.jpeg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/BBDBA3F8-1526-4C03-A8ED-3B9876004DA1.jpeg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/BBDBA3F8-1526-4C03-A8ED-3B9876004DA1.jpeg?w=1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/BBDBA3F8-1526-4C03-A8ED-3B9876004DA1.jpeg?w=1050&amp;ssl=1 1050w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"639\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2018\/10\/10\/les-miserables\/a8e7fd90-d53c-448b-b4b5-a159310ee89e\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/A8E7FD90-D53C-448B-B4B5-A159310EE89E.jpeg?fit=1600%2C1200&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1600,1200\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"A8E7FD90-D53C-448B-B4B5-A159310EE89E\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/A8E7FD90-D53C-448B-B4B5-A159310EE89E.jpeg?fit=525%2C394&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-639\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/A8E7FD90-D53C-448B-B4B5-A159310EE89E.jpeg?resize=300%2C225&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/A8E7FD90-D53C-448B-B4B5-A159310EE89E.jpeg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/A8E7FD90-D53C-448B-B4B5-A159310EE89E.jpeg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/A8E7FD90-D53C-448B-B4B5-A159310EE89E.jpeg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/A8E7FD90-D53C-448B-B4B5-A159310EE89E.jpeg?w=1600&amp;ssl=1 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Best part of our day was having dinner at this restaurant, the hottest ticket in town which we luckily booked ahead last week. It\u2019s\u00a0<em>named after the flight of the conchords song!!!<\/em> Mind&#8230;blown&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My brioche this morning tasted like sadness. 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