{"id":6284,"date":"2021-03-15T05:26:22","date_gmt":"2021-03-15T05:26:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/?p=6284"},"modified":"2021-03-15T21:57:16","modified_gmt":"2021-03-15T21:57:16","slug":"6284","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2021\/03\/15\/6284\/","title":{"rendered":"Vertigo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not sure what the opposite of a dream job is, but this would be it for me:<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6285\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2021\/03\/15\/6284\/be327875-c12e-41c7-b149-ec28a341b213\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/BE327875-C12E-41C7-B149-EC28A341B213-e1615785928942.jpeg?fit=958%2C1280&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"958,1280\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"BE327875-C12E-41C7-B149-EC28A341B213\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/BE327875-C12E-41C7-B149-EC28A341B213-e1615785928942.jpeg?fit=525%2C702&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6285\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/BE327875-C12E-41C7-B149-EC28A341B213-e1615785928942.jpeg?resize=525%2C701&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"701\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/BE327875-C12E-41C7-B149-EC28A341B213-e1615785928942.jpeg?w=958&amp;ssl=1 958w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/BE327875-C12E-41C7-B149-EC28A341B213-e1615785928942.jpeg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/BE327875-C12E-41C7-B149-EC28A341B213-e1615785928942.jpeg?resize=766%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 766w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/BE327875-C12E-41C7-B149-EC28A341B213-e1615785928942.jpeg?resize=768%2C1026&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>On the plus side, you can see my house from up there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not sure what the opposite of a dream job is, but this would be it for me:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sa8Ukf-6284","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6284"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6284\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}