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You\u2019re not fooling anyone, you know, Mr hotel man. It\u2019s obvious you\u2019re just too cheap to spring for two pumps.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
You\u2019re not fooling anyone, you know, Mr hotel man. 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