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Not sure who or what is at risk of suffocation in our tiny room safe? Honestly I think if we could fit a person into it then suffocation would be the least of their worries. (Feat. eclectic room art)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Not sure who or what is at risk of suffocation in our tiny room safe? Honestly I think if we could fit a person into it then suffocation would be the least of their worries. 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