{"id":4493,"date":"2020-04-02T07:34:10","date_gmt":"2020-04-02T07:34:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/?p=4493"},"modified":"2020-04-02T07:34:10","modified_gmt":"2020-04-02T07:34:10","slug":"cat-scan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2020\/04\/02\/cat-scan\/","title":{"rendered":"Cat scan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The neighbour\u2019s cat, whom I have never seen before, <!--more-->ensuring that we are all obeying the lockdown.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4494\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4494\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4494\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2020\/04\/02\/cat-scan\/5b325e07-2428-478e-8e85-4ee8b8fc4974\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/5B325E07-2428-478E-8E85-4EE8B8FC4974.jpeg?fit=640%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"640,480\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"5B325E07-2428-478E-8E85-4EE8B8FC4974\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Here kitty kitty kitty!&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/5B325E07-2428-478E-8E85-4EE8B8FC4974.jpeg?fit=525%2C394&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4494\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/5B325E07-2428-478E-8E85-4EE8B8FC4974.jpeg?resize=300%2C225&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/5B325E07-2428-478E-8E85-4EE8B8FC4974.jpeg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/5B325E07-2428-478E-8E85-4EE8B8FC4974.jpeg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4494\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Here kitty kitty kitty!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The neighbour\u2019s cat, whom I have never seen before,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa8Ukf-1at","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":11201,"url":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2024\/12\/10\/kitty-update\/","url_meta":{"origin":4493,"position":0},"title":"Kitty update","author":"Interloper11","date":"December 10, 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"The little kitties are thriving in their new home. 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