{"id":4330,"date":"2020-03-08T05:47:35","date_gmt":"2020-03-08T05:47:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/?p=4330"},"modified":"2020-03-08T05:47:35","modified_gmt":"2020-03-08T05:47:35","slug":"excuse-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2020\/03\/08\/excuse-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Excuse me?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Got an email from my deputy HOD with some (constructive?) criticism of our latest newsletter. <!--more-->At one point she described my editorial as a marathon. Is that good or bad? When someone you know runs a marathon, aren\u2019t you meant to be all encouraging and supportive? Do you think that\u2019s what she\u2019s getting at? Because I must say, I\u2019m getting some \u201cyou\u2019re being self indulgent\u201d vibes. Maybe I\u2019m being paranoid.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve read the email again, and the word she actually used was \u2018mammoth\u2019. Is that better, do you reckon? I\u2019m thinking along the lines of: \u201cGolly that was a mammoth undertaking! Well done, you!\u201d Of course, that self indulgent taint is still there in the background. Maybe I should stick to medicine.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019d include the editorial here for reference, but it\u2019s really quite long&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got an email from my deputy HOD with some (constructive?) criticism of our latest newsletter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa8Ukf-17Q","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":10108,"url":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2024\/05\/15\/tormented\/","url_meta":{"origin":4330,"position":0},"title":"Tormented","author":"Interloper11","date":"May 15, 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"My anguish at missing the aurora has settled into a dull roar that I can distract myself with if I try hard. 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