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Did you know that in the UK, in keeping with Boris and his Brexit shambles, and in further evidence that Rule Britannia is a thing of the past, hundreds of public toilets have been closed over the past few years? I guess when Cynthia and Reginald get caught short whilst out hunting foxes, they can always hop in the old Range Rover and pop over and visit Nigel and Veronica in their little country place haw haw haw! Really, its no trouble, darling! As for the hoi \u00a0polloi, they really should have planned ahead before leaving home, shouldn\u2019t they? Honestly, you just really can\u2019t help some people, can you? And please keep those dreadful oicks out of view as much as possible. I didn\u2019t vote Conservative to have my town filled up with foreigners and poor people. Honestly, what would Mumsie say?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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