{"id":4180,"date":"2020-02-06T09:35:54","date_gmt":"2020-02-06T09:35:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/?p=4180"},"modified":"2020-02-06T09:46:49","modified_gmt":"2020-02-06T09:46:49","slug":"consult","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2020\/02\/06\/consult\/","title":{"rendered":"Consult"},"content":{"rendered":"

How much notice should I take of a drunken plastic surgeon\u2019s advice on my gravel rash wounds, do you think? One person\u2019s autologous skin graft is another person\u2019s flap of dead, green skin, it seems.<\/p>\n

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Is it too late for a trigger warning?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

How much notice should I take<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sa8Ukf-consult","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2837,"url":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2019\/07\/11\/caption-competition\/","url_meta":{"origin":4180,"position":0},"title":"Caption competition","author":"Interloper11","date":"July 11, 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"Answers on the back of a postcard please. 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