{"id":4079,"date":"2020-01-20T00:18:49","date_gmt":"2020-01-20T00:18:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/?p=4079"},"modified":"2020-01-20T00:18:49","modified_gmt":"2020-01-20T00:18:49","slug":"flock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2020\/01\/20\/flock\/","title":{"rendered":"Flock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Surely the collective noun for a group of shags is an orgy?? <!--more-->If not, what a wasted opportunity.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4080\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2020\/01\/20\/flock\/7106ace9-a1f4-4d91-99cf-a2971f0267e8\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/7106ACE9-A1F4-4D91-99CF-A2971F0267E8.jpeg?fit=1600%2C1191&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1600,1191\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"7106ACE9-A1F4-4D91-99CF-A2971F0267E8\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/7106ACE9-A1F4-4D91-99CF-A2971F0267E8.jpeg?fit=525%2C391&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4080\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/7106ACE9-A1F4-4D91-99CF-A2971F0267E8.jpeg?resize=300%2C223&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"223\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/7106ACE9-A1F4-4D91-99CF-A2971F0267E8.jpeg?resize=300%2C223&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/7106ACE9-A1F4-4D91-99CF-A2971F0267E8.jpeg?resize=1024%2C762&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/7106ACE9-A1F4-4D91-99CF-A2971F0267E8.jpeg?resize=768%2C572&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/7106ACE9-A1F4-4D91-99CF-A2971F0267E8.jpeg?resize=1536%2C1143&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/7106ACE9-A1F4-4D91-99CF-A2971F0267E8.jpeg?w=1600&amp;ssl=1 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>No such luck. Apparently it\u2019s a \u201changout\u201d, which almost sounds like some sort of cool hipster party, but actually refers to their habit of bringing up all their chicks communally, so it\u2019s more like a creche than anything more swinging.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Surely the collective noun for a group of shags is an orgy??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4079","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sa8Ukf-flock","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4079","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4079"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4079\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}