{"id":406,"date":"2018-09-16T23:07:19","date_gmt":"2018-09-16T23:07:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/?p=406"},"modified":"2019-03-29T23:06:54","modified_gmt":"2019-03-29T23:06:54","slug":"aaaarrrgh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2018\/09\/16\/aaaarrrgh\/","title":{"rendered":"Aaaarrrgh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bought some decaf coffee pods a few weeks ago, for those rare <!--more-->occasions when I\u2019d like a coffee before bed but would also like to get to sleep at some point in the night. Yesterday evening was one of those times, but when I went looking in the cupboard, to my horror the pods weren\u2019t there. I can only conclude that at some stage my significant other, using a boy look to find new coffee pods, has opened the wrong box by mistake, and so we have been drinking decaf in the morning instead of real coffee. I don\u2019t know why this pains me so much, but it really does. Have I learnt my lesson from this? I think I have: never get married.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"407\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2018\/09\/16\/aaaarrrgh\/5637e6ea-15d7-480a-83d5-7c3c657597ca\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/5637E6EA-15D7-480A-83D5-7C3C657597CA.png?fit=1200%2C1600&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1200,1600\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"5637E6EA-15D7-480A-83D5-7C3C657597CA\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/5637E6EA-15D7-480A-83D5-7C3C657597CA.png?fit=525%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-407\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/5637E6EA-15D7-480A-83D5-7C3C657597CA.png?resize=225%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/5637E6EA-15D7-480A-83D5-7C3C657597CA.png?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/5637E6EA-15D7-480A-83D5-7C3C657597CA.png?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/5637E6EA-15D7-480A-83D5-7C3C657597CA.png?w=1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/5637E6EA-15D7-480A-83D5-7C3C657597CA.png?w=1050&amp;ssl=1 1050w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ps. On that note &#8211; congratulations to my little cousin who got married in Sweden yesterday! I don\u2019t know what \u201cdecaf\u201d is in Swedish but I hope you do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bought some decaf coffee pods a few weeks ago, for those rare<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa8Ukf-6y","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":5765,"url":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2020\/11\/14\/blunder\/","url_meta":{"origin":406,"position":0},"title":"Blunder","author":"Interloper11","date":"November 14, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"My husband does all the grocery shopping for the household. 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