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Terrific for my dry and aged skin, and oh so convenient, but at no small cost to the environment, I fancy. What if I\u2019m contributing to some giant fatberg beneath Cambridge as we speak? Not that I\u2019m actually flushing \u00a0them – what sort of a monster do you think I am??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Terrific for my dry and aged skin, and oh so convenient, but at no small cost to the environment, I fancy. What if I\u2019m contributing to some giant fatberg beneath Cambridge as we speak? 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