{"id":374,"date":"2018-09-11T21:45:22","date_gmt":"2018-09-11T21:45:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/?p=374"},"modified":"2018-09-15T00:27:11","modified_gmt":"2018-09-15T00:27:11","slug":"boob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2018\/09\/11\/boob\/","title":{"rendered":"Boob"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Great Murdoch cartoon in the paper this morning. I remember trying to persuade my Mum to have a mammogram years ago. I\u2019d just had one, and I told her it didn\u2019t hurt at all. \u201cWell, of course not\u201d she sniffed \u201cyour boobs are tiny!\u201d Ouch. Thanks Mum. This was before hate speech was illegal of course.<\/p>\n

As an aside – poor Clare Curran. Hard to come back from having a stroke on live TV.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Great Murdoch cartoon in the paper this morning. I remember trying to persuade my Mum to have a mammogram years ago. I\u2019d just had one, and I told her it didn\u2019t hurt at all. \u201cWell, of course not\u201d she sniffed \u201cyour boobs are tiny!\u201d Ouch. Thanks Mum. This was before hate speech was illegal of … <\/p>\n

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