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<\/p>\nBeen trying to fix the disorientation in the photos I\u2019ve been posting. Not sure why they\u2019ve been sideways for other people (both my readers have complained), whereas they\u2019re the right way up for me. Am trying a new plugin. Is it working?<\/p>\n
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I must say these Snapchat filters are fabulous (although not sure what\u2019s going on with my necklace there – does it think it\u2019s another little face? My unborn twin?). I can totally see why Snapchat dysmorphia is a thing. Would have looked better if I wasn\u2019t wearing my mask but then I might have been told off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Been trying to fix the disorientation in the photos I\u2019ve been posting. 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