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Conditions remain apocalyptic here. Can smell the smoke in the air; it\u2019s like Christchurch in the 80\u2019s. What they need is some Wellington style fresh air.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Conditions remain apocalyptic here. Can smell the smoke in the air; it\u2019s like Christchurch in the 80\u2019s. 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