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<\/p>\nCanadians have no need for euphemisms, it seems.<\/p>\n
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This instead of \u201cdo not disturb\u201d, and this:<\/p>\n
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Instead of \u201cplease make up my room\u201d. Ouch.<\/p>\n
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