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Just tossing a few ideas in the air: CH \u201cGuard ostriches for fun and profit\u201d; GS \u201cPaintergate: Helen &#8211; my part in her downfall\u201d; \u00a0CT \u201cThe Xmas quiz, and the art of keeping your colleagues humble in the guise of entertainment\u201d; DS \u201cDesperate times call for desperate measures &#8211; when you have to move house to avoid the neighbours, one man\u2019s true story\u201d; MF \u201cThe Hutt Valley: Not as bad as you think.\u201d We have a rich seam of talent and topics &#8211; I really think we\u2019re onto a winner. 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