{"id":155,"date":"2018-08-11T12:20:49","date_gmt":"2018-08-11T12:20:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/?p=155"},"modified":"2018-08-11T12:20:49","modified_gmt":"2018-08-11T12:20:49","slug":"birb-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2018\/08\/11\/birb-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Birb 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"156\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2018\/08\/11\/birb-1\/0600cbd8-0711-4787-9d64-22034ceb491d\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/0600CBD8-0711-4787-9D64-22034CEB491D.jpeg?fit=1600%2C1200&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1600,1200\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;6&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"0600CBD8-0711-4787-9D64-22034CEB491D\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/0600CBD8-0711-4787-9D64-22034CEB491D.jpeg?fit=525%2C394&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-156\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/0600CBD8-0711-4787-9D64-22034CEB491D.jpeg?resize=300%2C225&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/0600CBD8-0711-4787-9D64-22034CEB491D.jpeg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/0600CBD8-0711-4787-9D64-22034CEB491D.jpeg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/0600CBD8-0711-4787-9D64-22034CEB491D.jpeg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/0600CBD8-0711-4787-9D64-22034CEB491D.jpeg?w=1600&amp;ssl=1 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>How stupid do they think I am??<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How stupid do they think I am?? &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa8Ukf-2v","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1696,"url":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2019\/02\/17\/wagging-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":155,"position":0},"title":"Wagging","author":"Interloper11","date":"February 17, 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"Ditched the Selwyn welcome afternoon tea\/meet and greet\/church service for a walk around the botanical gardens. 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