{"id":13209,"date":"2026-08-22T11:10:24","date_gmt":"2026-08-21T23:10:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/?p=13209"},"modified":"2026-08-22T11:10:24","modified_gmt":"2026-08-21T23:10:24","slug":"cobblers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2026\/08\/22\/cobblers\/","title":{"rendered":"Cobblers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Had an office day on Thursday, which gives me a chance to wear something nice for the day.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>To be fair, even though I spend the majority of my working days in scrubs, potentially the least stylish of work wear you could possibly imagine, I still take the opportunity to look fabulous whenever I can, even if it\u2019s just to impress on patients the idea that I\u2019m worth every cent of the bill I\u2019ll soon be sending them. (I see patients in my street clothes before and after a list at the Private hospital).<\/p>\n<p>I wore a black leather pencil skirt with a white\/black\/burgundy striped knit top and matching long burgundy boots. It was a gorgeous ensemble in front of the mirror at home but unfortunately in practice was let down by the slap slap slap of my legs against the skirt as I made my way around the hospital at my usual postgraduate walk. (It\u2019s proven that walking slowly increases your mortality, plus, who has time to amble these days?) This means I have to hold my skirt up with one hand when in motion, which hopefully doesn\u2019t look as odd as it sounds. As I made my way back to the office after buying lunch (at 11:30 to beat the inevitable queues, some people have nothing better to do in hospitals than hang around the cafe it seems), someone called out that they loved my boots. This isn\u2019t unusual for me as I\u2019ve noted before but what was atypical about this interaction was that it was a male orderly who had made the comment. We got to chatting in the lift queue (you\u2019d be astounded to know how many people take the lift for just one floor, even without any physical impediments). It turns out he was a shoe maker by trade. He\u2019d initially got into the field in NZ and then gone to Europe for an apprenticeship. Unfortunately, by the time he\u2019d come back home, the shoe business had completely changed. Global free trade meant that the NZ market was swamped with cheap, poorly made foreign brands, and the NZ manufacturers just couldn\u2019t compete. So, disillusioned , he gave up his career and became a hospital orderly. My grandfather was a haberdasher by trade. I must confess, I don\u2019t really know what that is, although I think it\u2019s something to do with women\u2019s clothing? In any event, apparently his watchword was \u201cyou have to pay for quality\u201d, and it seems no one is willing to do that these days.<br \/>\nI was pleased my boots had impressed an expert. I have to confess to being a closet shoe-phile. My feet aren\u2019t very attractive unfortunately. I had a friend at high school who spent an entire lunchtime once laughing at my wide, flat feet, an event that has hardly scarred me at all. It\u2019s true she had gorgeous feet but she was also a freckly red head. Enough said. My mantra is that shoes have to be comfortable &#8211; there\u2019s nothing worse than some poor unfortunate teetering around awkwardly on vertiginous and obviously painful high heels &#8211; but that doesn\u2019t mean they have to be ugly.<br \/>\nI\u2019m reluctant (and in fact unable) to divulge exactly how many pairs of shoes I have but I fear it is in the three figures. Contrast this with Simon, who has one pair of Ecco\u2019s that he loves and wears 95% of the time for every activity &#8211; work, relaxing at home, walking for hours across cobblestones in a European city, and even gentle hiking. Good on him, I say, and it certainly makes packing for trips much easier. If I could find one pair of shoes that could serve all of those functions, would I do the same? Sadly I don\u2019t think I would. Luckily for me, Simon has loads of spare room in his suitcase.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_13210\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13210\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"13210\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2026\/08\/22\/cobblers\/screenshot-108\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_6776.jpeg?fit=994%2C667&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"994,667\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Screenshot&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1787396712&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Screenshot&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Screenshot\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Not me but it might as well be &lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_6776.jpeg?fit=525%2C352&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-13210\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_6776.jpeg?resize=300%2C201&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"201\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_6776.jpeg?resize=300%2C201&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_6776.jpeg?resize=768%2C515&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_6776.jpeg?w=994&amp;ssl=1 994w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-13210\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Not me but it might as well be<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Had an office day on Thursday, which gives me a chance to wear something nice for the day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sa8Ukf-cobblers","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3993,"url":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2020\/01\/04\/the-fairer-sex\/","url_meta":{"origin":13209,"position":0},"title":"The fairer sex","author":"Interloper11","date":"January 4, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Do you remember the outrage a couple of months ago when it came out that the corporate dress code for women in Japan was not only that they had to wear high heels, but also that they weren\u2019t allowed to wear glasses? 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