{"id":13055,"date":"2026-07-03T10:33:08","date_gmt":"2026-07-02T22:33:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/?p=13055"},"modified":"2026-07-03T10:33:08","modified_gmt":"2026-07-02T22:33:08","slug":"back-to-reality-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2026\/07\/03\/back-to-reality-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Back to reality"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We\u2019re short at work this week, so I\u2019m doing a neurosurgical list as a locum today. I had a vested interest because it was my schedule this week and otherwise we would have had to cancel something. Plus, I\u2019m getting paid.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The junior surgeon is in charge of the playlist, which is unusually rap-heavy. He was very impressed when I managed to identify the Beastie Boys just now. Little does he know it\u2019s only because I\u2019m of around the same vintage. The senior surgeon says it\u2019s in fact typical for American neurosurgical theatres, where gangsta rap and death metal reign supreme. Colour me surprised. Most of the neurosurgeons I work with favour hits from the eighties.<\/p>\n<p>Simon is completely back to normal after his poorly timed D and V episode. Of more concern is a report from other members of the family of troubling symptoms over night last night. So far I\u2019m well but I\u2019m now primed for trouble.<\/p>\n<p>One of the offspring has posted on the family chat, photos from the celebrity close encounter we had last week. Here she is in her beach attire.<br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"13056\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2026\/07\/03\/back-to-reality-2\/1f878adfc9d7570da60dda9b146ac466\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/1f878adfc9d7570da60dda9b146ac466.jpeg?fit=1080%2C1920&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1080,1920\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"1f878adfc9d7570da60dda9b146ac466\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/1f878adfc9d7570da60dda9b146ac466.jpeg?fit=525%2C933&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-13056\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/1f878adfc9d7570da60dda9b146ac466.jpeg?resize=169%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/1f878adfc9d7570da60dda9b146ac466.jpeg?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/1f878adfc9d7570da60dda9b146ac466.jpeg?resize=576%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 576w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/1f878adfc9d7570da60dda9b146ac466.jpeg?resize=768%2C1365&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/1f878adfc9d7570da60dda9b146ac466.jpeg?resize=864%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 864w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/1f878adfc9d7570da60dda9b146ac466.jpeg?w=1080&amp;ssl=1 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 169px) 100vw, 169px\" \/>There is also a photo of us! Well, technically, anyway.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"13057\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2026\/07\/03\/back-to-reality-2\/5604969233aa59129e9d868bf7bf82fa\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/5604969233aa59129e9d868bf7bf82fa.jpeg?fit=945%2C2048&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"945,2048\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"5604969233aa59129e9d868bf7bf82fa\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/5604969233aa59129e9d868bf7bf82fa.jpeg?fit=473%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-13057\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/5604969233aa59129e9d868bf7bf82fa.jpeg?resize=138%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"138\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/5604969233aa59129e9d868bf7bf82fa.jpeg?resize=138%2C300&amp;ssl=1 138w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/5604969233aa59129e9d868bf7bf82fa.jpeg?resize=473%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 473w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/5604969233aa59129e9d868bf7bf82fa.jpeg?resize=768%2C1664&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/5604969233aa59129e9d868bf7bf82fa.jpeg?resize=709%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 709w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/5604969233aa59129e9d868bf7bf82fa.jpeg?w=945&amp;ssl=1 945w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 138px) 100vw, 138px\" \/>We\u2019re in the top left of this picture. You may need to squint; we\u2019re actually under the water at this point. Sadly we were too busy wasting time looking at colourful fish, stingrays, and turtles rather than celebrity spotting on land.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We\u2019re short at work this week, so I\u2019m doing a neurosurgical list as a locum today. I had a vested interest because it was my schedule this week and otherwise we would have had to cancel something. Plus, I\u2019m getting paid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa8Ukf-3oz","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6277,"url":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2021\/03\/14\/got-it-together\/","url_meta":{"origin":13055,"position":0},"title":"Got it together","author":"Interloper11","date":"March 14, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"I\u2019m on call today and so far I\u2019ve been in theatre all day (it\u2019s 8pm). It was gorgeous day outside, too. At least I\u2019ve got tomorrow off so I know even if I\u2019m in all night I\u2019ll get to sleep in tomorrow. I wonder when I can reasonably say I\u2019m\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":5122,"url":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2020\/07\/12\/hooray\/","url_meta":{"origin":13055,"position":1},"title":"Hooray","author":"Interloper11","date":"July 12, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"It\u2019s 3:30 am and I\u2019m finally going home. I\u2019ve spent more time in the hospital during my 48 hours on call than I have out of it. I\u2019ve spent way more time with the neurosurgical registrar called Simon than I have with my husband Simon. 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