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Had two simultaneous revelations this morning whilst harvesting another week\u2019s worth of feijoas.<\/p>\n

\"\"One was that complaining loudly about the fact that the feijoas drop onto the dog\u2019s toilet lawn, and also explaining to the Kawakawa tree that I wasn\u2019t going to apologise for trampling on it because I\u2019d never asked it to self seed in such a stupid place, actually constituted talking to myself; and the other was that my new neighbour was having a spa half a metre away from me right on the other side of the fence.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Had two simultaneous revelations this morning whilst harvesting another week\u2019s worth of feijoas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sa8Ukf-mutter","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":11819,"url":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2025\/05\/17\/garden-update-18-5\/","url_meta":{"origin":12884,"position":0},"title":"Garden update 18\/5","author":"Interloper11","date":"May 17, 2025","format":false,"excerpt":"A good week for feijoas. We\u2019re now at that stage in the season called the glut, where if someone spots a bag of feijoas in your car, they\u2019ll break in and leave two more, much like U2 concert tickets. I can only hope that it\u2019s helping to rehabilitate my micro\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_2605-225x300.jpeg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":6440,"url":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2021\/05\/03\/overload\/","url_meta":{"origin":12884,"position":1},"title":"Overload","author":"Interloper11","date":"May 3, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Errrk. I think I\u2019m dying of a surfeit of feijoas.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":8773,"url":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2023\/03\/19\/fruity-too\/","url_meta":{"origin":12884,"position":2},"title":"Fruity too","author":"Interloper11","date":"March 19, 2023","format":false,"excerpt":"And so it begins It wasn\u2019t even particularly nice. However, if we\u2019re heading for the GFC part 2, and the world\u2019s economies are going to collapse, there are worse things to try and live on than buckets of feijoas.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/E5B0B9A7-5FDE-4239-BD4D-7F50DFCDDCB7-225x300.jpeg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":2227,"url":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2019\/04\/21\/fruity\/","url_meta":{"origin":12884,"position":3},"title":"Fruity","author":"Interloper11","date":"April 21, 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"My husband not amused when I told him his method of eating feijoas was not normal. Lucky I wasn\u2019t honest enough to tell him what I really thought (in which the term \u2018abomination\u2019 featured strongly.)","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/34B345C1-0201-4556-A802-F1ED163E565A-268x300.jpeg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":8833,"url":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2023\/04\/15\/nobody-knows-the-troubles-ive-seen\/","url_meta":{"origin":12884,"position":4},"title":"Nobody knows the troubles I\u2019ve seen","author":"Interloper11","date":"April 15, 2023","format":false,"excerpt":"The problem with this not being a completely private diary is that I can\u2019t be entirely honest about everything that\u2019s going on my life, in a (forlorn?) effort to maintain relationships with those around me. My\u00a0actual\u00a0concerns at this time could be broken down as follows: My children 80% (Still! In\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2289,"url":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2019\/05\/02\/fruitful\/","url_meta":{"origin":12884,"position":5},"title":"Fruitful","author":"Interloper11","date":"May 2, 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"I can\u2019t believe there was ever a time when I actually thought I liked feijoas. My eyes have been opened. Now I realise they are the most disgusting fruits on the planet. No wonder the birds don\u2019t eat them. Can I really have been looking forward to feijoa season? 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