{"id":12811,"date":"2026-04-07T12:59:31","date_gmt":"2026-04-07T00:59:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/?p=12811"},"modified":"2026-04-07T12:59:31","modified_gmt":"2026-04-07T00:59:31","slug":"coordinated-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2026\/04\/07\/coordinated-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Coordinated"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I thought an egg sandwich was a safe bet for lunch at my desk.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>How wrong I was.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"12812\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2026\/04\/07\/coordinated-2\/img_5854\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_5854-scaled.jpeg?fit=1200%2C1600&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1200,1600\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 17 Pro&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1775566344&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;2.2200000286119&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;1000&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.03030303030303&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_5854\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_5854-scaled.jpeg?fit=525%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-12812\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_5854-225x300.jpeg?resize=225%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_5854-scaled.jpeg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_5854-scaled.jpeg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_5854-scaled.jpeg?resize=1152%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_5854-scaled.jpeg?resize=1536%2C2048&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_5854-scaled.jpeg?w=1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_5854-scaled.jpeg?w=1050&amp;ssl=1 1050w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/>Just discovered this crusty dried patch of sandwich filling on my shirt front. Considering how much I\u2019ve already picked up off the floor I wonder if any of it made it into my stomach.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought an egg sandwich was a safe bet for lunch at my desk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa8Ukf-3kD","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7819,"url":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2022\/04\/26\/in-a-pickle\/","url_meta":{"origin":12811,"position":0},"title":"In a pickle","author":"Interloper11","date":"April 26, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"Wanting a meat free sandwich for lunch today, I had the choice between \u2018cheese and gherkin\u2019 or \u2018vegetarian.\u2019 Not being a big fan of pickles, I went for the latter, only to discover upon eating it, that it too was filled with quite a gratuitous superfluity of gherkins. 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