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Honestly woman, you might need to see someone about these delusions of yours. I\u2019m a little worried.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Bone? What bone?<\/p>\n
Honestly woman, you might need to see someone about these delusions of yours. I\u2019m a little worried.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bone? What bone?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sa8Ukf-innocent","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":12933,"url":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2026\/05\/12\/i-feel-it-in-my-bones\/","url_meta":{"origin":12734,"position":0},"title":"I feel it in my bones","author":"Interloper11","date":"May 12, 2026","format":false,"excerpt":"I\u2019ve had another clever medical intervention today. 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