![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/accordingtokirsty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_1206.jpeg?resize=525%2C724&ssl=1\")
<\/p>\nJust found this document lying around in the staff tea room.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Talk about creepy! What\u2019s the back story here I wonder? In any event, I hope we don\u2019t finish \u00a0this case too late, so I don\u2019t have to make my way back to my car in the dark through this clearly dodgy neighbourhood.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Just found this document lying around in the staff tea room.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sa8Ukf-sinister","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":5135,"url":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2020\/07\/15\/confident\/","url_meta":{"origin":12724,"position":0},"title":"Confident","author":"Interloper11","date":"July 15, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Did I tell you about the Uber eats driver that delivered me my dinner a few weeks ago? The app told me the food was being delivered, but I went to the front door and there was nobody there. Nek minute, I saw a strange man wandering through our garden,\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":10181,"url":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2024\/06\/06\/it-dreams\/","url_meta":{"origin":12724,"position":1},"title":"IT dreams","author":"Interloper11","date":"June 6, 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"Was sitting down with an IT expert at work the other day. At one point she tried clicking and dragging an icon on the screen about ten times in a row, while muttering under her breath \u201cWhy isn\u2019t this working??\u201d I make no apologies that this made me feel good.\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":6588,"url":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2021\/06\/18\/anguished\/","url_meta":{"origin":12724,"position":2},"title":"Anguished","author":"Interloper11","date":"June 18, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"I am privately pleased that my Tesla wouldn\u2019t qualify for the new Electric vehicle subsidy, so I don\u2019t need to torment myself that I should have waited to buy it. Does that make me a bad person? No, I don\u2019t think it does. Not as bad, anyway, as those with\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":3624,"url":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2019\/11\/11\/maternal\/","url_meta":{"origin":12724,"position":3},"title":"Maternal","author":"Interloper11","date":"November 11, 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"Quite often at parties, if you\u2019re talking to a woman that you don\u2019t know particularly well, the conversation usually turns to children, which is a bit tedious. Explaining the other night to a colleague\u2019s wife how I never expected the late teens\/early adult years to be the hardest, she completely\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":7927,"url":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2022\/05\/26\/aaaaargh-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":12724,"position":4},"title":"Aaaaargh!","author":"Interloper11","date":"May 26, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"But how does the computer\u00a0know\u00a0you\u2019ve got something urgent\u00a0 you have to do when it suddenly decides to do a complete and unstoppable system wide overhaul of whatever it is? Noooooo! People are relying on me, I don\u2019t care about your updates! You can be old fashioned for five minutes, can\u2019t\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1056,"url":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/2018\/11\/27\/the-ballad-of-the-unhappy-motorist\/","url_meta":{"origin":12724,"position":5},"title":"The Ballad of The Unhappy Motorist","author":"Interloper11","date":"November 27, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"(To the tune of \u201cwhy don\u2019t you all just fuck off\u201d, best hummed under the breath at traffic lights) I hate them in their lycra, middle aged men who should know better and bunch up in my way, don\u2019t they know how stupid they look? I hate them in their\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12724","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12724"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12724\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accordingtokirsty.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}