Arrived at work today for my 15 hour shift only to find no scrub jackets to wear.

Having been deemed to have far too delicate sensibilities to see Squid Games on TV by my children, I felt honoured to have been invited to watch The Walking Dead recently.

One of our offspring does a couple of shifts of cleaning at the hospital each week to help with university expenses and to fund their Uber Eats addiction.

Our usual yoga teacher was sick yesterday so we had a substitute instructor.

Had an interesting chat with an elderly woman I met on my riverside walk with the dogs just now.

One month shy of her second birthday, Goofy has finally graduated from “basics” in her daycare training sessions.

When the room you get dressed in is dark,

Posted this on the family chat and didn’t get a single like.

Ten million medium gloves about to fall onto the floor.

Is German just a joke language? Discuss.