Look, Ma – No Gears! Perfectly adequate in Cambridge, second only to

OML this temperature! Am I in Cambridge or did I take a wrong turn and end up in the Black Hole of Calcutta?? (Eds note – reference to Stephen Hawking – too subtle?)

Terrific for my dry and aged skin, and oh so convenient, but at no small cost to the environment, I fancy. What if I’m contributing to some giant fatberg beneath Cambridge as we speak? Not that I’m actually flushing  them – what sort of a monster do you think I am??

Or, “Cambridge University: sexist bastards since 1209”.

Things that are good with the NHS:

Cambridge was grey and drizzly when we arrived. We found our

The UK, in common with much of the Northern hemisphere, has had a

And so it begins

  “Start a blog!” They said “it’ll be fun!” They said “we’ll read it!”. What a nightmare.