Well, that answers that question

Oh is there a National Sarcasm Society? Really? Fascinating. Tell me more…

Today I’ll be interviewing Dr Kirsty Jordan, a middle aged white female

Most common topics of conversation in England today: the weather

Reminds me of that old joke about the Irish currency rhyming with bank

Look, Ma – No Gears! Perfectly adequate in Cambridge, second only to

OML this temperature! Am I in Cambridge or did I take a wrong turn and end up in the Black Hole of Calcutta?? (Eds note – reference to Stephen Hawking – too subtle?)

Terrific for my dry and aged skin, and oh so convenient, but at no small cost to the environment, I fancy. What if I’m contributing to some giant fatberg beneath Cambridge as we speak? Not that I’m actually flushing  them – what sort of a monster do you think I am??

Or, “Cambridge University: sexist bastards since 1209”.

Things that are good with the NHS: