School’s out

And after all our anguish, the leaver’s ball ended up being great fun for all of us. The evening didn’t start out particularly well, with a harmless

Advice

When wearing a dress that’s very snug and made of wetsuit material or similar,

Cut

Forget dictators, murders, and dentists – the real purveyors of misery in this world are hairdressers. OK, This may not be an impartial

Sapin Noël

I’ve had some negative feedback about my artificial Christmas tree, and I

Flagellation

Both the twins have got eyelash extensions for tonight’s leavers ball that

Deprived

As we head into the festive season, it is time to remember the less fortunate

Mea culpa

That look the evening acute consultant gives you when they arrive at 5 o’clock to

Aye aye!

Developed a conjunctival haemorrhage yesterday.