Unwell

Someone has given me a festive seasonal lurgy for Christmas. It seems

Doh!

What is it with teenagers

Targeted

A better class of drug in my blog spam today – tamoxifen (a breast

Unlucky

Have had to adjust two of the scrub team’s chairs so far (scrub nurse and new

Festive tally

Christmas carols played in theatre so far: zero. Instead played a lot of the Buzzcocks yesterday in honour of Pete Shelley, the newly deceased frontman, which is fair enough. RIP Pete. Sorry you missed Xmas.

Quiz

Did you know the word quiz was invented in 1917 to bamboozle the Kaiser and turn

En retard

That complicated cluster of emotions that include bitterness, frustration, profound embarrassment and quiet rage when you find