Forbidden from setting off fireworks at

Managed to smuggle my bag of chicken

Apologies for illegibility but if you think I’m going to redo it more clearly then you don’t know me.

Brief but pleasant chat with Nigel Willis, one of our orthopods. It was that old problem again – he was wanting to talk to his registrar, but the on call ortho reg hash number is very similar to mine. Telephone operators starting the year as they mean to go on.

Lesson one: There is nothing that isn’t

Congratulations to the Black Caps for an historic win… I never doubted you, etc etc.

Still waiting for that cracking summer NIWA promised us back in October…

My ancestry.com update arrived, and it’s more depressing than ever. It’s still pearly white/light cream/pale ivory, but has now had virtually

How is it that the phrases “strike while the iron’s hot!” and “he who

When I’m worried no one wants to hear what I have to say – at least my TV is there for me