Please advise 2

Dear Abby, My husband was looking after our dogs last week when I was at work. At

Witch!

Three run ins with old bats in the last 24 hours. The first was the one who

Agony

Dear Abby, My daughter made a black forest trifle for Christmas, and the recipe called for cherry liquer. I realize this is an abomination, as all trifles ought to contain

A rift in space/time

The slowest thing on earth is a junior registrar sewing a wound closed when you’re running late for something.

Mortification

Struggling with the spinal for my demented #NOF patient this

Tight

My first article is going to be an expose

Dumb

Just spent the last couple of hours trying to learn how to go about publishing the

Roadie!

I agreed today to allow my car to be used as a late fill in for a road trip down