Pining

Dear Abby, I am concerned my pot plant may no longer just be “resting” Perturbed of Petone  

Marked

Dear Abby, In her first month away from home, my daughter has acquired two new piercings and a tattoo. Should I be worried? University was not like this in my day. Nervous of Newtown

Scalped

OK, so my lawn is about 4 metres long, and the average walking speed of a person is 1.4m/s, so if we round that down to 1m/s if you were pushing a heavy object, then that works out at about 4 seconds being the time it took me to figure out that some fool had… Continue reading Scalped

Tramp Stamp

My (currently least favourite) daughter got a tattoo yesterday. It’s the

Firm

Language can be so important. For example “my colleague is just going

Rash

My friends can be sorted into two groups: those who are old enough to

Uh huh

The pack a day smoker who’s quite proud

Starved

Normally when I ask patients what they