There’s a boy on my daughter’s floor* at her hostel who, when he’s had too
Phew
With the threat of a class full of year 10 students looking at my blog
Pooh
Katie rolled in something noxious and repellent within ten seconds of
The Horror
There is a raisin* in my free lunch. As if
Catchy
Someone tried to English-splain the phrase “ear worm” to me the other
Mad scribblings
Young people will probably have no idea what’s going on here – the rest of you may recognize it’s me desperately trying to get my stupid bloody ballpoint pen to work.
Voila
So, the French Film Festival has finished.
Handy
I have a pair of socks marked “L” and “R” , but they’re only correct about 50% of the time, so not that useful.
Too fast
Our wheelie bin has gone! My husband
Variety
If I time my arrival at work right, which is usually about ten minutes