Relative

There’s a boy on my daughter’s floor* at her hostel who, when he’s had too

Phew

With the threat of a class full of year 10 students looking at my blog

Pooh

Katie rolled in something noxious and repellent within ten seconds of

Catchy

Someone tried to English-splain the phrase “ear worm” to me the other

Mad scribblings

Young people will probably have no idea what’s going on here – the rest of you may recognize it’s me desperately trying to get my stupid bloody ballpoint pen to work.

Voila

So, the French Film Festival has finished.

Handy

I have a pair of socks marked “L” and “R” , but they’re only correct about 50% of the time, so not that useful.

Variety

If I time my arrival at work right, which is usually about ten minutes