There’s not much that can’t be improved by being toasted and buttered.

The best part of getting old and having concerns about your memory

If I ever say I’m going to get a new puppy,

Why accept expensive imitations when the real thing is just lying around waiting to be chewed on?

45 minutes on hold waiting to find out why Contact haven’t connected the Broadband I’ve paid for.

I hopped into the spa pool the other day to find that it was full of little slimy floaty bits.

I went to buy a new radio but the very honest salesman told me frankly that I was likely to have the same problem of not being able to find the radio station I wanted with any cheap radio I bought.

Some of these are now a little out of order, alas.

We’re on the final stretch.

A hundred years ago, a delightful if fictional couple, from London but fluent in French, decided to visit Paris.