That complicated cluster of emotions that include bitterness, frustration, profound embarrassment and quiet rage when you find Continue reading “En retard”
School’s out
And after all our anguish, the leaver’s ball ended up being great fun for all of us. The evening didn’t start out particularly well, with a harmless Continue reading “School’s out”
Advice
When wearing a dress that’s very snug and made of wetsuit material or similar, Continue reading “Advice”
Cut
Forget dictators, murders, and dentists – the real purveyors of misery in this world are hairdressers. OK, This may not be an impartial Continue reading “Cut”
Howzat!
Congratulations to the New Zealand Continue reading “Howzat!”
Sapin Noël
I’ve had some negative feedback about my artificial Christmas tree, and I Continue reading “Sapin Noël”
Flagellation
Both the twins have got eyelash extensions for tonight’s leavers ball that Continue reading “Flagellation”
Deprived
As we head into the festive season, it is time to remember the less fortunate Continue reading “Deprived”
Mea culpa
That look the evening acute consultant gives you when they arrive at 5 o’clock to Continue reading “Mea culpa”
Aye aye!
Developed a conjunctival haemorrhage yesterday. Continue reading “Aye aye!”