Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like my compost bin.
Please advise 2
Dear Abby,
My husband was looking after our dogs last week when I was at work. At Continue reading “Please advise 2”
Witch!
Three run ins with old bats in the last 24 hours. The first was the one who Continue reading “Witch!”
Agony
Dear Abby,
My daughter made a black forest trifle for Christmas, and the recipe called for cherry liquer. I realize this is an abomination, as all trifles ought to contain Continue reading “Agony”
A rift in space/time
The slowest thing on earth is a junior registrar sewing a wound closed when you’re running late for something.
Mortification
Struggling with the spinal for my demented #NOF patient this Continue reading “Mortification”
May contain trace amounts of political satire
Wonder what all the motorists were thinking as I whizzed past them yesterday afternoon when they were stuck in gridlock due to the unfortunate Terrace Continue reading “May contain trace amounts of political satire”
(some of us are) going on a summer holiday
Don’t know about you but this sounds like a great trip. Wonder what happened to my invite? Must have got lost in the post…
Tight
My first article is going to be an expose Continue reading “Tight”
Dumb
Just spent the last couple of hours trying to learn how to go about publishing the Continue reading “Dumb”