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We’re on the final stretch. Continue reading “Old scheduling email Jan 19 2018”

A hundred years ago, a delightful if fictional couple, from London but fluent in French, decided to visit Paris. Continue reading “In tune”

So, it turns out none of my offspring were reading this blog while I was away. Continue reading “Dismayed”

Unfortunately, our flight home has been delayed by four hours. Continue reading “I have good news and bad news”

We’re down to that pointy end of the holiday when you have to think carefully what swimwear you’re going to get wet, because you’re going to have to take it home still damp. Continue reading “Considerate”

So, probably not sea lice according to the resort dive master.  Continue reading “Sea lice update”

In which our hero fucks up another holiday with an unexpected but debilitating physical malady. Continue reading “It came from the deep”

Does that make me sound like a wanker? Continue reading “Another long weekend, another tropical island holiday.”

Have spent quite a bit of my morning on hold. Continue reading “Your call is valuable to us…”

There are three sorts of people. Continue reading “Profound reflections on bathroomware”