Pardon?

When I’m worried no one wants to hear what I have to say – at least my TV is there for me

Control

How disciplined must you be to listen to music all day on your headphones in your open plan office and never once burst into song, or even hum loudly? More disciplined than me, is the answer.

Take that!

Just overheard a colleague describing how his father in law got a stroke for Xmas. Certainly puts my duplicate earring fiasco into perspective.

Ghost town

So lovely cycling in to work this morning – hardly anyone about. I know the zombie apocalypse is generally considered to be a “bad” thing, but the reduction in traffic would certainly do wonders for my commute.