Niche

A new pot plant, more suited to the arid office environment. No false modesty here:  I have rather a green thumb when it comes to succulents.

The final act

Dear Poncey Private School,

Thank you for your invoice of $80 for the overdue library book, a copy of 1984 which can be bought for around $10 from any bookshop. It’s a completely in character final kick in the teeth before we sever all ties with each other (Old Girls Association? Don’t make me laugh.) It’s another valuable lesson for our daughters: libraries, and mistakes, are for rich people.

The cheque is in the post.

Conned of Kelburn