lest you think I’ve got this parenthood thing all figured out, I must confess to freaking out when I found this capsule on the floor in one of the kid’s bedrooms the other day.
Oh My God! What was it?? Ecstasy? MDMA? Speed? A benzo? An opioid? My heart was truly in my mouth, until I managed to read the tiny writing:
Omeprazole is a proton pump inhibitor, basically a fancy antacid. So, unless it’s a very elaborate fake, I’ve got nothing to worry about. Phew. And, if I give myself an ulcer with all this worrying, I’ve got something to treat it with.