Got back from my walk with the dogs just now, and having fed them, got changed, and grabbed a beer, I realise that at one point on the walk I had a full poo bag, and I don’t know where it’s gone.
My son is trying to reassure me that I’ve probably put it in a bin without consciously noting it, and all is well. My fear is that I’ve left it somewhere during one of those occasions when I was putting the leads on or off the dogs, as the beach is a free roaming area where dogs are allowed off the lead, as long as they’re well behaved. Which my dogs are 80% of the time. If that’s what I’ve done, then it’ll be sitting on the beach somewhere, and I’ll be one of those people that attracts disapprobation, and fair enough too. Of course, there’s an even worse possibility: that there’s a full poo bag lying around inside my house somewhere like a time bomb, waiting and festering, ready to cause maximum distress and dismay at some future date. Eek.