Well I don’t really have anything clever to say about this.
It says something theoretical about your motivation, but the end result is the same: I still have to bloody well do something for you.
As an aside, I will note that when I was young we used to write “vs” instead of “v” and we’d say it as this thing versus this other thing. Now you just say “vee”. Do most younguns even know what the v stands for? (In summary: Gen X v the millennials – “In my day….!”)