There are three sorts of people.
Those who when asked to help themselves to towels when staying at a friends place, will automatically grab the best they can find; those that will deliberately not choose the best towels; and those that have absolutely no idea what I’m talking about.
When I think about it, actually, there’s bound to be some overlap between these three, especially groups A and C, which detracts a little from my message and any small amount of humour, but, like Washington, I cannot tell a lie. And that’s it from me for today.